The Hogwarts School of Fuck Everybody [ OPEN PSL/MEME ]

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The Harry Potter AU: Smutty Edition

Rules

• Post
• Include some info/prompts
• AU it Up
• Expect hideousness of all kinds
• Invite your wizarding friends!

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Aomine Daiki | Kuroko no Homo | Open to Sexual Experimentation

[bluezone]

Type: Student (Surly)
Wand: Redword w/unicorn core, fourteen and a quarter inches, supple
House: Gryffindor (IDIOT, hotblooded, full of himself)
Year: Sixth (Nearly failed his O.W.L.s, on his way to nearly failing his N.E.W.T.s)
Family: Muggle (Born in Japan, moved to London)
Bonus: Hates Quidditch SO MUCH despite being on the Quidditch team (position: chaser).
Double Bonus: Somehow managed to charm a fig jar to receive (American) cable so he can watch the NBA finals every year. Hides it in his trunk.
Triple Bonus: Bizarrely, mastered apparition immediately.

School Status: Troublemaker, but great at sports. Muggle-borns want his jar so they can watch their favorite shows during term.

GET UR OWN STATS POST HURR:

<b>Type:</b> <b>Wand:</b> <b>House:</b> <b>Year:</b> <b>Family:</b> <b>Bonus:</b> <b>Double Bonus:</b> <b>Triple Bonus:</b> <b>School Status:</b>

in which kagami's a much less nicer momoi

[redzone]

Oi!

[The shout can be heard all the way up to the roof of the castle, where a few crows stir and flutter off, cawing indignantly at the disturbance. Nothing much stirs inside the dorm, however; there is only the long-suffering shifting of pillows over much-abused ears. Most of their dorm mates have learned to use ear plugs and various equivalent charms by now.]

OI.

[A shadow falls over Aomine's ruffled hair, and moments later, a large, merciless hand grabs the covers and pulls them off, revealing an assortment of lanky limbs spread on the bed.]

Get up, stupid! We've got practice.

[The someone -- a Kagami Taiga, fully dressed in a Quiddich uniform which matches his hair -- has already turned around and is rummaging in Aomine's trunk, pulling forth uniform items to throw at his face. It's a bright, sunny, crisp winter morning, and the season's first serious snow adorns the window sills. Kagami has already been out, judging by the rosy tint to his cheeks.]

that icon tho

[basketbara]

[ Murasakibara hadn't expected to run into a lot of Japanese speaking kids in his time at Hogwarts, and while there were only one or two in his House he'd found a few here and there that could speak the language outside of it too.

It made communication much easier for him, having been born and raised in Japan until the beginning of middle school by wizard world parents before moving to London, and while he could speak English... well, he was a lazy motherfucker.

And so was Aomine. Which made the whole Japanese thing work out.

Plus they could talk about people when they people watched on the way to Hogsmeade like any young group of teenagers did with their not-quite-friends with the benefit of very few knowing what they were saying. Though currently Murasakibara was listening more than talking. The mere thought of all the shops he could go raid when they reached town was filling his head.

And maybe he could sneak off with Aomine later and break some rules about 'inappropriate conduct' or something later. It was hard to do that when the walls could see (and talk) in the school. ]

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | Bleach | Why Would You Even

[sexta]

[ Oh god whose House Ghost is this guy? Merlin help you if he's yours.

Commonly haunts the girls' Prefects bathroom, but has been known to drift to the boys' when bored. ]

I had to do it

[gentlest_fist]

[ It's a little late and Hinata's treating herself for once by using the Prefects' bathroom instead of taking the convenient way out and using the one in Gryffindor Tower; she isn't going to let any odd rumors worry her, especially not when she's trying to be more confident these days. Besides, not that she was in here often last year, but the few times she was she never noticed anything weird...

She's already most of the way through undressing, just getting the last button on her blouse unfastened; it's the only thing she still has on besides the more grownup lacy bra and panties that Ino had convinced her to buy during a summer shopping trip.

But then just about everything about her's more grown up than it was before summer hit, like the new curves that necessitated that underwear buying expedition to start with. ]

[dawning]

Grimmjow! I know you're here!

[ STALKING THROUGH THE BATHROOM, robes flowing angrily behind her, she is the perfect picture of tiny, compressed anger. ]

The other prefects have been hearing inappropriate comments from the toilets again!

[ And really, there's only one culprit for that. ]

[meanlook]

[He wants to pee in peace god damn it.]

HEY! Get out of here or I'll bind you to a urinal or something.

Professor Severus Snape | Harry Potter And The Fuck You I Loved Your Mother | OTA

[impotient]

Type: Needless to say
Wand: here
House: Ssssssssssslytherin
Year: 1948? How fucking old is he.
Family: sotto voce dark laughter
Bonus: Has issues
Double Bonus: Lots of issues
Triple Bonus: Can be played for comedy or miserable chilly boner touching

School Status: Undermined, as usual

[witchingflower]

Professor...

[Her cool dry voice trails off as she herself trails into the empty classroom, not waiting to be invited. Rare, to see a Hufflepuff student seek out the potions master after hours, and for a purpose other than detention. Indeed, she, Saki Hanajima, with her prodigious talent for ruining even the most simple of recipes, has seen detention here more than once.

Not, however, today.

Today she pushes the door shut and glides into the room, dark robes flowing after her. She approaches his desk and presents her demand without further preamble:]

I require a potion for forgetting.

[She says this as simply and calmly as if she was asking him to pass a fork at dinner.]

Miles Edgeworth

[ergomaniac]

IN HOGWARTS:
Type: Teacher. Ancient Runes.
Wand: Oak, dragon heartstring. Inflexible. Like his peen.
House: Ravenclaw fuck you.
Family: Muggle-born FUCK YOU. Fucking proud of being Muggle-born. Fuck you.
Bonus: Won't have sex with students wait that's an anti-bonus
Double Bonus: But I am so open to him being awkwardly hit on
Triple Bonus: Or having monkey sex with other teachers

School Status: fucking ready to give you detention you little shit


ALTERNATIVELY if you want to do a threat outside of Hogwarts he could be an Auror
come on don't you want to sexily hunt dark wizards
bet you do

but what if he's hit on.....BY A GHOST?????

[sexta]

[ It's always the same time every night (late, when all of the students and most of the staff are in bed). It's always the same place (Edgeworth's office). And it's always the same ghost (ostensibly, a poltergeist possessing a nature more destructive than most, facilitating rumors of intentional curse invocations and demonism).

The reason?

The face that Edgeworth makes when, inevitably, his window swings open for apparently no reason, admitting a chilly breeze that hadn't been there a second ago - and, in fact, shouldn't be there AT ALL, considering they're still just off the end of summer. ]

Sasori | Orange Tracksuit Ninjas | Open to All Hideousness

[eternalscorpion]

Type: Teacher
Wand: Hornbeam, dragon heartstring, thirteen and a half inches, unyielding
House: Slytherin
Year: He's in his mid-thirties
Family: Pureblood (a bit of anti-Muggle snobbery, with some shady Dark-leaning relatives. Probably a Death Eater or two in the family.)
Bonus: A shrimpy nerd but also a scary duelist, which kept him from getting bullied in his Hogwarts days.
Double Bonus: Rumored to have taught at Durmstrang previously (true.)
Triple Bonus: Rumored to be a horrible Dark Wizard. (...........he wasn't a Death Eater though.)
...Who may secretly be getting up to hideous illegal experiments regarding corpse reanimation and transfiguration (............of...course not.)

School Status: Potions Master in the post-Harry Potter era because I'm uncreative; a huge asshole everyone either hates or is afraid of outside of a few Ravenclaw Potions nerds. Head of Slytherin House and will be a dozen times more hardass on you if you're in it because he has High Expectations. IS hideous enough to creep on his students if they're exceptional enough.

Alternatively: I'll also play him as the aforementioned shrimpy scary duelist nerd Slytherin student, sixth or seventh year. o/

NOT PICTURED: six years of bad blood and some poor decisions

[bluezone]

[ He'd caught him looking, finally.

"...the hell? How long have you been staring?"

He'd look him right in the face, all the years of bullshit, of detention and harassment and docked points making sense at last - at least, moreso than they already did, considering Aomine's ways.

"Haha, guess teacher's nothing but a damn pervert."

That one comment had backfired in a monumental way. Now Aomine is flat on his back on the floor of the potions classroom, arms and legs rigid and streaight, pressed together or against his sides in a shockingly powerful Impediment curse. His furious, wild eyes are locked on Sasori's face, and his chest jumps, twitches, and tightens, to no avail.

I can't -

Animal panic courses through his half-frozen expression.

I can't... breathe - ]

Hinata Hyuuga | Unobservant Orange Tracksuit Ninjas | OTA

[gentlest_fist]

Type: Student
Wand: Ash, unicorn hair, eight and a half inches, pliable
House: Gryffindor
Year: Sixth
Family: Pureblood (Fancypants old pureblood wizard family, but one of the Good ones [...mostly])
Bonus: Was a skinny twig previously but had a...growth spurt over the summer /coughs
Double Bonus: Her family's renowned for their scrying abilities, although she isn't very good at it.
Triple Bonus: Has a onesided crush on a housemate who's too dumb to notice.

School Status: Good student after a rocky start; managed to make Prefect last year. Shy but friendly; beware the cockblocking power of her scary cousin in the same year.

[impotient]

"I'm glad you could join me after class. I assure you, I enjoy administering detention as much as you seem to love earning it."

Mind, it wasn't as if Hinata had done anything actually wrong, aside from being a Gryffindor prefect too willing to help her struggling classmates. But the Snapely fist of detention had smashed less deserving heads. Therefore she had been summoned to the sepulchral, cold, dry, peculiarly-scented office of the Potions Master, and Snape glared solemnly down his nose at her from the other side of his desk.

"Do have a seat, Miss Hyuuga. Let us try to make the most of our enchanting evening together. Tonight you will be assisting me by testing the potency of my latest packet from Sprout."

[dawning]

Type: Student (chipper)
Wand: Ash with dragon heartstring, twelve and a half inches, springy
House: Gryffindor home of the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAVE or just incredibly stupid
Year: fifth
Family: halfblood (english wizard father, japanese muggle mother)
Bonus: also a prefect
Double Bonus: actually likes spending time in the forbidden forest
Triple Bonus: seems to completely lose all sense of of self-preservation when faced with any sort of magical creatures. favorite class is, unsurprisingly, the care of magical creatures.

School Status: generally liked although tends to get into trouble sometimes since she acts before she thinks

[meanlook]

[Oh no there's that one girl again.

The really annoyingly happy one.

Where's an invisibility cloak when you need one?

Even the nice tits don't help. Well, okay maybe a little.]

Ugh, you're walking too slow! Get out of the way!

Silver | Pokemon HGSS | OTA

[meanlook]

Type: Student
Wand: Mahogany, unicorn hair, twelve inches long, unyielding.
House: Slytherin
Year: Fifth
Family: Halfblood (And in denial about it. Mommy was a Japanese muggle Wizard Daddy met in a soap land sssh)
Bonus: uh tiny?
Double Bonus: has a kneazle familiar named Toto.

School Status: Doesn't need anyone or anyone okay is gonna show everyone someday and be so powerful and stuff. Pkew pkew. Actually does pretty good in classes but socially is an island damn it.

[itsatrep]

[Tiny Slytherins unite!

Except we know this isn't a heartwarming tale of acceptance and new friendships. This is Luppi elbowing his lackeys and then taking a seat on the common room couch next to Silver and leaning in too close.]

Hey. You know what I heard about wizards with unicorn hair wands?

Tim Drake | DC comics preboot because fuck the reboot | OTAbuse

[notlikeanyone]

Type: Student (who actually studies)
Wand: Beech, 12 3/4 inches, unicorn hair, bendy
House: Ravenclaw (intelligent, perceptive, quiet, but determined and manipulative as well.)
Year: Sixth
Family: Pureblooded, rich, and neglectful frequently arguing in other countries.
Bonus: Secretly likes muggle technology and is good with normal cameras and even computers.
Double Bonus: Even more secretly good at acrobatics and probably uses the Room of Requirement to practice, which means he is pretty built for a nerd under all those robes.
Triple Bonus: May secretly be a crimefighting ninja????? Or something that requires studying up on Defense Against the Dark Arts a lot.

School Status: Quiet and unassuming, with good grades but not a lot of friends. Excels at Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts, not so great with Divination.

did someone ask to be bothered by a HUGE DICK

[bluezone]

[ The place: the Great Hall, currently very sparsely populated.

The time: winter break, leaving most of the school deserted save for those students that couldn't make it home due to travel problems (Aomine, in that case; he's flying to Japan via Muggle means in about a week and a half, when the weather is projected to be clear) or because they, apparently, weren't wanted at home (Tim). Or something. Aomine doesn't know, and doesn't care all that much.

The occasion: a late dinner. There's maybe two more students, both at the Slytherin table, and one teacher dozing at the staff table.

This gives Aomine plenty of opportunity to drop his lanky ass right next to Tim at the Ravenclaw table, his very obvious Gryffindor scarf still around his neck, snow in his hair and on his shoulders, which he subsequently brushes off and on to Tim. ]

Good - oh, hey. Pumpkin pastries.

[ He likes those.

He'll take one right off Tim's plate. ]

Asami Ryuichi | Yaois in my Camera | OTA, but only fucks the overaged

[inurviewfinder]

Type: Headmaster
Wand: XXL
House: All of them?
Year: ALL OF THEM?
Family: Headmaster Asami hopes you have a good reason for asking.
Bonus: Taught Transfiguration previous to assuming the position of Headmaster.
Double Bonus: Has pushed for an expanded scope of muggle and DADA studies.
Triple Bonus: Does assign after-school detention to teachers.

School Status: An effective but intimidating leader; he is never unjust, and rumor has it that he has a fondness for successful or particularly clever troublemakers, but god help you if you are stupid enough to get caught.

If there's anyone that deserves a detention it's this jerk

[eternalscorpion]

[ It's only natural that Sasori's new position as a Hogwarts professor comes with some adjustment. Different educational institutions have different disciplinary standards, after all. When one grows accustomed to doing things in one way, it's normal for slip-ups to happen occasionally.

What wouldn't have batted an eyelash at Durmstrang has landed Sasori in the Headmaster's Office at Hogwarts. ]

You wished to speak to me, Headmaster?

[ Really, it wasn't even as if he'd used anything particularly life-threatening when he'd Hexed that little brat. ]

Heine Rammsteiner | Doges

[strassenhund]

Type: Student (surly edition)
Wand: IHNI
House: Hufflepuff
Year: 7th
Family: Some relatives allegedly living in some particularly wooded areas of the Black Forest, and that's all anybody knows.
Bonus: He was hexed, at some point, to be deathly afraid of girls. Or so he says.
Double Bonus: Has discovered the school's best napping spots, but he ain't sharing.
Triple Bonus: Freakishly talented at destructive spells and not much else.

School Status: Despite his reclusive nature, he's generally well-known and even somewhat well-respected among housemates. (Except for when he explodes the common room for the fifth time this week dammit Heine even the sainted Hufflepuffs ain't got no time for that.)

Cain Hargreaves | Godchild

[aboyhatching]

Type: Student (creepy edition)
House: Gryffindor
Year: 7th
Family: Only slightly less pureblood than the Habsburgs.
Bonus: Comes from a long family tradition of Slytherins (one maternal uncle aside).
Double Bonus: Fascinated with potions, particularly of the kind that will kill you.
Triple Bonus: Openly and sneeringly uninterested in Quiddich.

School Status: After an initial rocky start in Gryffindor, he's charmed his way into being popular, if weird.

Nathan Explosion | Metalocalypse | shit happens

[dethjournal]

EPICUS DOOMICUS METALLICUS

guess who's playing prom this year u lil shits

[notabumblebee]

Hey Nathans! This Hoggywart place, are there goings to be goils?

Ishida Uryuu from Bleach and such

[sequincy]

IN HOGWARTS:
Type: Student, Seventh Year
Wand: Yew, dragon heartstring, 14 and a quarter, pliable
House: Slytherin
Family: Pure-bloodish? His father comes from a long line of purebloods, but his mother was a "mudblood". Sometimes gets shit for that from other Slytherins. Sometimes then jinxes their shoes to try and kick their own arse.
Bonus: Surprisingly not a prefect! Not on super good terms with the rest of his house, and that unpopularity has hurt him more than he'd like to admit.
Double Bonus: Works as a professor's assistant from time to time, this year with the Herbology professor. He also repairs robes for students (and wears a custom one of his own) for extra gold on the side. Ridiculously thrifty.
Triple Bonus: Strongest in Apparition, Charms, History, and Defence. Moderate in Herbology and Potions. Weakest in Transfiguration, Astronomy and Runes.

School Status: That annoying kid who always does better on the tests than you. ...Also manages to get away with bending the rules from time to time because he's such a professor's pet.

--

Prompt ideas!

. Run into him during a study session, whether in the castle or out on its edges. Uryuu has been trying to practice his flying as of late (it's kicking his ass. No, seriously, he's hilariously not good at it), as well as study up on herbology. (He's also been known to sneak out after hours to use the empty classrooms)
. Have a chance meeting in Diagon (or Knockturn) Alley. Uryuu has been working on a side project of some personal interest, and will be out trying to barter with the shop-keeps for more supplies.
. Stumble onto (or become a part of) one of Uryuu's now-and-then confrontations with students who find his prickly attitude less than appealing.
. Can always be found in the library!

(but open to most anything, really!)

b/c their daddies were probably buddies before cain's died a mysterious death

[aboyhatching]

[It's on a dank late November evening, just after the fall of darkness, when the bright fires in the common rooms are at their warmest and coziest, that a certain Slytherin might find himself not-quite-alone in the school hallway.

There isn't much of a warning, either -- just the fall of light footsteps behind him -- before someone's long arms enfold him from behind and someone's chin presses into his shoulder. It is a someone who smells of herbs, and whose winter robes are made from the finest wool...]

Ah, Ishida. [Cain is not generally this affectionate; indeed, a moment later he lets go and steps around to face Uryuu.] Heading to the old dungeon for the night?

Ryan Farrow | some OC bullshit | opennn

[mediumatlarge]

Type: Either a student or professor (Charms), I can go either way!
Wand: Ebony w/ unicorn core, 14 and a half inches, slightly yielding
House: Hufflefuckinpuff.
Year: 6th or 7th- if a professor he's mid-late twenties.
Family: Muggleborn.
Bonus: He's kind of a House Mom even if he isn't a prefect- and constantly looks tired after staying up too late helping with homework or anything else people need (and then cramming in his own.)
Double Bonus: Hangs out with some of the ghosts because he is a dumb bleeding heart and doesn't like thinking that they probably get lonely.
Triple Bonus: As a professor, he's an animagus who can turn into a borzoi. His older students like to prank new ones by telling them Prof. Farrow has a dog he's nuts about and they should bring treats for it to suck up. He doesn't have the heart to tell the first-years he doesn't actually have one. (Also, finding him in his office has about a 50/50 chance of walking in on him sleeping under his desk as a dog. totally does not keep a dog bed in there.)

School Status: Passing, but not by all that much. He has pretty average grades despite being bright, and that probably has a lot to do with how he's chronically tired and keeps falling asleep in class. Still does well in Charms and Transfiguration, though.

(If a professor, he's That Guy who is always around to help with questions and things because he still does not know how to say no. Still usually looks pretty beat, but it's rare that he actually sleeps in class. just between them.

Medicine Seller | Mononoke | can't actually promise d touching b/c weird

[ofudafingers]

Type: Teacher. History of Magic.
Wand: Cypress, unicorn core, twelve and a quarter inches, quite flexible (supposedly)
House: ???????
Year: ??????
Family: ??????????
Bonus: One dark and stormy night, some kind of awful commotion was heard from Professor Binns' office following a year of erratic behavior from the formally immovably boring teacher. The next day, Binns was gone and 'the new Professor' had taken his place.
Double Bonus: It's been four years. He still has yet to tell anyone his name.
Triple Bonus: No one's actually seen his wand. No one.

School Status: Popular with female students and very engaging and interesting at first glance, there was much excitement for his new curriculum, but his lectures are alternatively rambling, obtuse, fabulously complicated, filled with awful puns, in different languages, or, on occasion, elegant and chilling. Infamously provides only a blank sheet for tests.

Prompts since he's weird and difficult:

- Students discover his DARK SECRET: he's not a teacher at all (gasp) and was hired to and over the last four years has been pruning the ghost population of Hogwarts, finding and routing those that had tipped into the realm of dangerous haunts.
- Gross teacher/teacher fucking (he rides the d of uncertain/stuffy individuals in order to help them 'relax')
- A dark wizard has a non-Hogwarts run-in with a foe they can't match. Can be HP-era or earlier (to Marauder's era, WWII, or somewhere in the hazy annuls of history).
- Assigned detention with him by another professor. It will end well for no one.

Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck | Bleach | Open

[fightswithpurpose]

Type: School nurse
Wand: Applewood, dragon heartstring, 13", swishy
House: Hufflepuff
Family: Pureblood-ish. The lineage doesn't go that far back before you'll find some muggleborn ancestry.
Bonus: Truly young at heart, Madame Odelschwanck is also the substitute referee for quidditch matches and will gladly give students who want to improve their quidditch skills some pointers.
Double Bonus: In spite of her general preference to avoid unnecessary fighting, she packs a mean hex and an even meaner right hook when she does decide fighting is necessary.
Triple Bonus: At times, she seems so cheery and playful that you'd think she was an airhead who needed to go back to school herself. Then she gets serious and one wonders why she didn't go on to do greater things.

School Status: A highly effective and compassionate school nurse, it's evident that she's happy in her job and cares for the students and faculty at Hogwarts. Just don't ask about what's in some of her healing potions. You don't want to know. Also, avoid being hugged by her. She's absurdly strong and there's a chance you might get smothered by her chest.

Prompt ideas!
-Did your character get a nasty injury? Are they only faking it to get out of class and/or spend time with the nurse?
-Volunteer in the infirmary. Are you an aspiring Healer?
-Need some help with flying/quidditch? She can help.

Cyan Sung-Sun | Bleach | OTA

[prim_and_deadly]

Type: Student
Wand: Blackthorn, phoenix feather, 10", pliable
House: Slytherin
Year: 6th year
Family: Pureblood.
Bonus: Wears her robe sleeves extra long and rarely shows her mouth. Rumour has it that she stores weapons and an extra wand in those sleeves, but no one knows for sure.
Double Bonus: A parseltongue and an animagus. Sort of. She's working on that part and has managed a partial transformation thus far.
Triple Bonus: Her parents were killed seven years ago. The killer is still on the loose. Her legal guardian and foster-mother is a soft-spoken and solemn woman who also happens to be one of the highest ranking Aurors in the Ministry of Magic. Has two foster-sisters (also adopted) who are much louder than her.

School Status: Prim, proper, prissy, princess. Four adjectives that could be used to describe Cyan Sung-Sun, making it easy to forget that she's actually a rather skilled duelist. She's a Prefect who will chide rulebreakers disdainfully as she takes off points. A good student, who's particularly strong in Transfiguration.

Prompts!

-The rulebreaker: She's less than impressed with this classmate's antics, but maybe you can convince her to look the other way. With sufficient motivation.
-Fight! Someone's had it up to here with the snooty little Slytherin princess and wants to throw down in a duel
-An unexpected source with information on her parents' killer
-Detention. Oops, she got in trouble for dueling in the hallways.
-Witness her partial animagus transformation.

Hi

[itsatrep]

[Curfews and lights-out restrictions are such bothersome things. That's why Luppi likes to pretend they don't exist.

The only thing he really has in common with his fellow 6th year Prefect is wearing his sleeves long. Someone once made the mistake of trying to poke fun at his small size by enchanting his robes to grow and swamp him. Three days later, they were pissing blood, and Luppi had a new-found appreciation for all the things you could slip up a sleeve. After that, he wore his robes with mostly normal proportions, but kept a little extra length in the arms.

He is not prim, proper or prissy, although he might let someone call him princess in the right situation. Sneaking into the Slytherin common room a little after midnight, he hopes that one quality he can be said to possess is p...retty damn silent.]

James "Bucky" Barnes » Marvel 616 » OTA

[oldmanwinter]

Type: Teacher. Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Wand: 12.5" Alder, Phoenix Feather core.
House: Gryffinddor, when he attended; currently mentors Slytherin students, however.
Year: n/a
Family: Muggleborn - All deceased.
Bonus: Animagus - His animal form is a brown bear.
Double Bonus: Before coming back to teach at Hogwarts, he did "diplomatic" work between different countries (ie. he did a lot of wetworks stuff he doesn't feel so right about anymore).

Oh, he also lost an arm during that time and has a metallic replacement that is a mix of both magic and science. Have fun with that.
Triple Bonus: Very familiar with curses and hexes of all sorts, including things most wizards don't even know about. Has some passing familiarity with potions of the poisonous variety and their antidotes, but he's not a master at them.

School Status: He's not exactly loved by the rest of the faculty, who have heard rumors of his previous work. He generally keeps to himself - students tend to wonder/fear if he's actually in listening distance or not, because he does have a habit of being sneaky. Still, he does his job well, so no one can actually fault him in that respect.

Flash Gordon » Flash Gordon (Dynamite 2014) » OTA

[improviso]

Type: Student.
Wand: 11.8" Aspen; Dragon Heartstring core.
House: Gryffindor.
Year: 7th Year.
Family: Pureblood.
Bonus: Really skilled at duels and he's prone to challenge people for fun; he could be tempted into bets, though.
Double Bonus: He spends time among muggles when he goes on vacations and he's actually fairly knowledgeable about their world's basics; to his father's chagrin, he likes entering into muggle sporting competitions and the like. Also, he likes things like climbing and bungee jumping (so don't be surprised if you see him climbing parts of the castle).
Triple Bonus: He's good on a broom too (he's just good at all of that physical activity stuff, okok). He's not on the quidditch team, surprisingly enough.

School Status: Generally liked by anyone who doesn't have a stick up their back end; he's the student who will burst into someone else's fight when he sees something getting unfair. He's considered a bit odd because he doesn't discriminate to any degree between the houses; bullies from Gryffindor get it just as bad from as those from Slytherin.