The Hogwarts School of Fuck Everybody [ OPEN PSL/MEME ]

[assonant]

The Harry Potter AU: Smutty Edition

Rules

• Post
• Include some info/prompts
• AU it Up
• Expect hideousness of all kinds
• Invite your wizarding friends!

Comments

[bluezone]

Sure, but do you remember what a broom is?

Sometimes it looks like you're riding a vacuum. [ The jab comes easy, because if they aren't shoving each other, then they're giving each other shit (though, usually, a certain someone is almost always the instigator).

But he's paying attention now, and glances around, picking up the unfamiliar landmarks even under all the snow. ]

We going to have a picnic?